Quotes from Episodes IV-VI, courtesy IMDB.com

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

"Hurry up, goldenrod! You're going to be a permanent resident!"

"My eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I'm beginning to see a big light blur."

"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

"That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."

"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart."

"Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em. Don't everyone thank me at once."

"Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home."

"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."

"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy."

"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

"Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me!"

"What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like suicide."

"Take the Professor into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive."

"Never tell me the odds!"

"Admit it, sometimes you think I'm all right."

"I don't know... fly causal."

"3PO! You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us! ...Right?"

"Scoundrel? Scoundrel. I like the sound of that."

Han: Together again.
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh?

Leia: It only takes one to sound the alarm.
Han: Then we'll do it real quiet-like.

Han: Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Luke: Ben is a great man.
Han: Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.

C-3PO: His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
Han: Good, I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
Han: Doesn't sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?

Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han: It might!

Leia: I hope you know what you're doing.
Han: Yeah, me too.

C-3PO: Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
Han: Not entirely stable! I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.

Han: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
Han: I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!

C-3PO: I do believe they think I am some kind of god.
Han: Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.

Leia: The Empire may still be out there. I don't think it's wise to...
Han: No time to discuss this as a committee.
Leia: I am not a committee!

Luke: So, what do you think of her, Han?
Han: I'm tryin' not to, kid.
Luke: Good.
Han: Still, she's gotta lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me--
Luke: No.

Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Han: Who's scruffy-looking?

Han: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? Sometimes I amaze even myself.
Princess Leia: That doesn't sound too hard.

Han: Chewie and I will check it out, you two stay here.
Luke: Quietly. There may be more of them out there.
Han: Hey, it's me.

Han: Don't get excited!
Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.
Han: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.

Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

Luke: Got him! I got him!
Han: Great, kid! Don't get cocky!

Han: This is not going to work.
Luke: Why didn't you say so before?
Han: I did say so before!

Leia: You make things so difficult sometimes.
Han: I do, I really do.

Han: I've got a bad feeling about this. [submitted by Brent]

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